Tonight You Drink....
Just returning from a USO tour in Kuwait with Brad Cotter, Tim Beattie tells me this joke he heard from a soldier there (one of the best I've ever heard):
A guy rubs a lamp, a genie appears & grants him ONLY one wish (no wishes for more wishes, etc.); he wishes his... ahem... whizz comes out as the best wine ever known to man; the genie grants his wish.
The guy fills up a glass with his special "pour"; he tastes it, his wife tastes it - it truly is the best ever had by anyone.
Every evening after, they come home and enjoy the genie's magic; the husband "pours" two glasses, he & the wife partake.
One night, the wife comes home ready for wine, but the husband is only holding one glass. The wife: "Honey, where's MY glass?"
Husband: "Sweetie.. tonight you drink from the BOTTLE."
A guy rubs a lamp, a genie appears & grants him ONLY one wish (no wishes for more wishes, etc.); he wishes his... ahem... whizz comes out as the best wine ever known to man; the genie grants his wish.
The guy fills up a glass with his special "pour"; he tastes it, his wife tastes it - it truly is the best ever had by anyone.
Every evening after, they come home and enjoy the genie's magic; the husband "pours" two glasses, he & the wife partake.
One night, the wife comes home ready for wine, but the husband is only holding one glass. The wife: "Honey, where's MY glass?"
Husband: "Sweetie.. tonight you drink from the BOTTLE."
Labels: brad cotter, genie, kuwait, Tim Beattie, wine
